En Garde Avant Garde

Episode one Lief Ericson I saw Lief Ericson the other day. He said, “Jim, I’m out of here. I can’t take it anymore. Last week it was minus 9. Then, yesterday, it was 50. It’s not right. I didn’t come to upstate New York for this. Groundhog Day? Forget it It’s always six more weeks […]

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Runaway Nutcrackers Escaped!

Terrible events have occurred in South Canada. Not only have people left up their Christmas decorations, but they have discovered that their nutcrackers have escaped. In South Canada, a committee of learned persons have launched, or lunched, a campaign to discover where it is. After much study, it has been found that South Canada is […]

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Soap Opera Dream

Originally posted on Johnblandly's Blog:
I dreamed I was invited to a meeting of a soap opera for an audition. I was invited by another actor. He didn’t show up. Turns out they were actually waiting for a “script doctor.” An actress said, “Are you the script doctor?” I said, “Yes. Why did you…

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my obituary

Originally posted on Johnblandly's Blog:
Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finn. ‘Did you see the paper?’ said Gallagher. ‘They say I died!’ ‘Yes, I saw it!’ replied Finn. ‘Where are ye callin’ from?’

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