Hot Chick Vending Machine

Originally posted on Johnblandly's Blog:
Freshly vaccinated Boosted Young “ladies” from deep space—athletic. Hot chick vending machine, yes–low maintenance–finders keepers. Jeepers, creepers, no way Jose! Also, on this new planet–deep space critters. They know their names–come when you? call—obedient—cheerful—friendly. Oh, yeah, those vending machine girls, they’re STD free. No known gambling problems. Sweet! All…

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Hot Chick Vending Machine

Freshly vaccinated Boosted Young “ladies” from deep space—athletic. Hot chick vending machine, yes–low maintenance–finders keepers. Jeepers, creepers, no way Jose! Also, on this new planet–deep space critters. They know their names–come when you  call—obedient—cheerful—friendly. Oh, yeah, those vending machine girls, they’re STD free. No known gambling problems. Sweet! All you need is love Freeze dried—just […]

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On W. Somerset Maugham

W. died in 1965. He was born in Paris in 1874. I have no idea what his mother was doing in France in 1874. You may ask, what the heck was so bad about his first name that they started calling him Somerset? It must have been really tough to call him for dinner. Oh, […]

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En Garde Avant Garde

Episode one Lief Ericson I saw Lief Ericson the other day. He said, “Jim, I’m out of here. I can’t take it anymore. Last week it was minus 9. Then, yesterday, it was 50. It’s not right. I didn’t come to upstate New York for this. Groundhog Day? Forget it It’s always six more weeks […]

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Runaway Nutcrackers Escaped!

Terrible events have occurred in South Canada. Not only have people left up their Christmas decorations, but they have discovered that their nutcrackers have escaped. In South Canada, a committee of learned persons have launched, or lunched, a campaign to discover where it is. After much study, it has been found that South Canada is […]

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