my obituary

Originally posted on Johnblandly's Blog:
Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finn. ‘Did you see the paper?’ said Gallagher. ‘They say I died!’ ‘Yes, I saw it!’ replied Finn. ‘Where are ye callin’ from?’

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My New Burglar Alarm Business in Japan

Originally posted on Johnblandly's Blog:
My new business is selling burglar alarm stickers. They are cheaper than an actual burglar alarm system. You just put the stickers in the window saying the place is protected by a burglar alarm system. (translation) 実際盗難警報システムより安い盗難アラーム ステッカー – を販売 – 私の新しいビジネス-ちょうどウィンドウでそれらを置く ? Ace It Stone age time travel futuristic…

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My Favorite Comics

These are my favorite cartoons, in no particular order.   Dilbert, by Scott Adams   For Better or For Worse, by Lynn Johnson   Foxtrot, by Bill Amend   Wizard of Id, by Hart, Mastroianni andParker   Doonesbury, by G.B. Trudeau   Peanuts, by Charles Schulz   Lio, by Mark Tatulli   One Big Happy, […]

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