Runaway Nutcrackers Escaped!

Terrible events have occurred in South Canada. Not only have people left up their Christmas decorations, but they have discovered that their nutcrackers have escaped. In South Canada, a committee of learned persons have launched, or lunched, a campaign to discover where it is. After much study, it has been found that South Canada is […]

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Soap Opera Dream

Originally posted on Johnblandly's Blog:
I dreamed I was invited to a meeting of a soap opera for an audition. I was invited by another actor. He didn’t show up. Turns out they were actually waiting for a “script doctor.” An actress said, “Are you the script doctor?” I said, “Yes. Why did you…

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my obituary

Originally posted on Johnblandly's Blog:
Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finn. ‘Did you see the paper?’ said Gallagher. ‘They say I died!’ ‘Yes, I saw it!’ replied Finn. ‘Where are ye callin’ from?’

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My New Burglar Alarm Business in Japan

Originally posted on Johnblandly's Blog:
My new business is selling burglar alarm stickers. They are cheaper than an actual burglar alarm system. You just put the stickers in the window saying the place is protected by a burglar alarm system. (translation) 実際盗難警報システムより安い盗難アラーム ステッカー – を販売 – 私の新しいビジネス-ちょうどウィンドウでそれらを置く ? Ace It Stone age time travel futuristic…

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My Favorite Comics

These are my favorite cartoons, in no particular order.   Dilbert, by Scott Adams   For Better or For Worse, by Lynn Johnson   Foxtrot, by Bill Amend   Wizard of Id, by Hart, Mastroianni andParker   Doonesbury, by G.B. Trudeau   Peanuts, by Charles Schulz   Lio, by Mark Tatulli   One Big Happy, […]

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