boys will be boys

these days, women want men to be women   and women want to be men now, colleges are closing in Vermont due to zero population growth we need women to be women–to do what men cannot   one th    

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St. Patrick’s Day

Originally posted on Johnblandly's Blog:
Gonzo opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney. ‘Did you see the paper?’ asked Gonzo. ‘They say I died!!’ ‘Yes, I saw it!’ replied Finney. ‘Where are ye callin’ from?’

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Soap Opera Dream

An actress said, “Are you the script doctor?”
I said, “Yes. Why did you call me in?”
Another actor said, “Our soap is tanking in the ratings.”
I said, “Why don’t you kill someone off.”

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