En Garde Avant Garde

Episode one Lief Ericson I saw Lief Ericson the other day. He said, “Jim, I’m out of here. I can’t take it anymore. Last week it was minus 9. Then, yesterday, it was 50. It’s not right. I didn’t come to upstate New York for this. Groundhog Day? Forget it It’s always six more weeks […]

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Runaway Nutcrackers Escaped!

Terrible events have occurred in South Canada. Not only have people left up their Christmas decorations, but they have discovered that their nutcrackers have escaped. In South Canada, a committee of learned persons have launched, or lunched, a campaign to discover where it is. After much study, it has been found that South Canada is […]

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