If you have trouble locating the English Channel, you may have to upgrade from basic cable.

 

Not fixing appliances–it’s like money in the bank

 

 

機器を固定しません。銀行にお金のようです。

 

 

Wife said living with me has been a near death experience

 

 

妻は私との生活は、臨死体験をされていると述べた

 

 

It is easy to quit smoking. I’ve done it a thousand times

 

 

禁煙するは簡単です。何千回をやった

 

Med School Poem

 

In the morning

I’m a pre-med student.

In the afternoon

I’m a post-med student.

In between

I take my meds.

 

 

 

医学部の詩

 

午前中に

私は、事前-med の学生です。

午後に

後医学生です。

間に

私は私の薬を取る。

 

 

 

My new business–selling burglar alarm stickers–cheaper than actual burglar alarm system—just put them in the window

 

実際盗難警報システムより安い盗難アラーム ステッカー – を販売 – 私の新しいビジネス-ちょうどウィンドウでそれらを置く

 

 

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