If you have trouble locating the English Channel, you may have to upgrade from basic cable.

Originally posted on Johnblandly's Blog:
? Not fixing appliances–it’s like money in the bank ? ? 機器を固定しません。銀行にお金のようです。 ? ? Wife said living with me has been a near death experience ? ? 妻は私との生活は、臨死体験をされていると述べた ? ? It is easy to quit smoking. I’ve done it a thousand times ? ? 禁煙するは簡単です。何千回をやった ? Med School Poem…

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Greek To Me

As a bachelor, I led a Spartan existence. I was always attacking Athens.   Which reminds me: Why are all young Greek women pretty, dance well, and smarter than I am?

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New Golf Rules–Please!

Is there any way we need snooty, boring, Masters-like, old fart, boring, snobby losers from St. Andrews running us into the ground every time we tee it up? I don’t think so. We’re out there buying the clubs, way too many golf balls and firing them into the woods to trip up squirrels and chipmunks. […]

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Don Quixote in 2017

  Don Quixote is a middle-aged man who sees the world   differently than others. When he sees castles, giants, and princesses,   others see inns, windmills and prostitutes. He goes on many adventures but often gets things   wrong by mistaking strangers for enemies, being beaten senseless by   mule-drivers and falling off his […]

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